"What is life."

"Life lols at us."

"Truer words have never been said. Life is lols. Lols is life. But I don't know. It's not all lols."

"Haha."

"'Please tell us. About the non-lols.'"

"Pleeease."

"PLEASE. THE NON-LOLS. WHERE ARE THEY FOUND. IN A CHURCH? IN A PUSSY? IN A BIG DICK?"

"YEAH."

"IN A FAMILY DINNER WITH GRANNIE."

"No."

"IN THE COUNTRY. IN THE SUBURBS. ON THE COMPUTER. SEEK AND SEEK, LOL AND LOL AND DIE."

"Haha. 'SEEK AND SEEK, LOL AND LOL AND DIE.'"